Little Johnny

(Sent to me by email from a student)

A Sunday School teacher of preschoolers was concerned that his students might be a little confused about Jesus Christ because of the Christmas season emphasis on His birth. He wanted to make sure they understood that the birth of Jesus occurred a long time ago, that He grew up, etc. So he asked his class, “Where is Jesus today?”

Steven raised his hand and said, “He’s in heaven.”

Mary was called on and answered, “He’s in my heart.”

Little Johnny, waving his hand furiously, blurted out, “I know! I know! He’s in our bathroom!!!”

The whole class got very quiet, looked at the teacher, and waited for a response. The teacher was completely at a loss for a few very long seconds. He finally gathered his wits and asked Little Johnny how he knew this.

And Little Johnny said, “Well…every morning, my father gets up, bangs on the bathroom door, and yells ‘Jesus Christ, are you still in there?’!”

Teacher Rebecca

1 888 430 2010

Another Accident huh Stevie?

Another Accident huh Stevie? This has to stop young man. Why did not all that toilet training work? Well I suppose I have no choice *you look up at me with tear filled eyes with a worried look on your face* that's it back in diapers yo go! Thats right, no don't you walk away from me little man *grabs you by the arm* come with me, you will be back in diapers full time now, no if - ands - or - buts about it You Hear Me! Pleading with me just wont work. Let us get those britches off, you have no chioce in the matter!

Mommie Becca 1 888 430 2010